How to look good naked

Too many pies

Last night was the first in a new series on Channel 4’s How to Look Good Naked, hosted by Gok Wan.

This is a pity.

The fact is, the only way you can look good without any clothes on is to be slim, attractive, get some exercise and stop eating pies. Putting on fake tan and and a bit of lippy won’t do the job.

If you’re a biffa don’t let Gok coerce you into showing your dangly bits to a 200-strong all-chav crowd in the Bluewater Shopping Centre because, although the short-term adulation might seem attractive, you’ll look back knowing any sort of dignity you did have has evaporated like a teardrop in a smelting plant.

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2 Comments »

  • Nice use of links, except two of them aren’t working.

    Comment by Clark — July 16, 2010 @ 3:30 pm

  • Many thanks Clark – they should be fixed it you hit ‘refresh’ now.

    Comment by admin — July 18, 2010 @ 1:06 pm

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